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Psssst....specialty food & cooking catalog creative directors!

“Want to know how this gourmet-savvy copywriter
adds the one critical ingredient so many
catalogs (maybe yours?) don't have?

Hot damn! Now’s your chance to find out.

Why Wait?!? Clever, engaging, response-generating
replacements for any six items in your catalog…
...at the astonishing get-acquainted rate of $400 total...

Hey there! Suzanne Ryan, The Gourmet Copywriter here.

There’s a rumor going around that much of the gourmet catalog copywriting out there is canned, generic, and tastes like sawdust when a prospective customer samples it.

Now, whether your copy fits into that category—or not— is a matter of opinion.

But the only opinion that counts is that of shoppers who browse your catalog.   

They do have a say in this, after all, and they vote with their wallets. 

What if…just what if…the Gourmet Copywriter’s item descriptions outpull yours in the court of consumer opinion?

Anyone Who Tells You Catalog Descriptions Don't Matter is Full of It!…

There I've said it.

Maybe they want your money for as little work possible...who knows?

Do me a favor if you don't believe me. Test your descriptions online--it's easy and inexpensive these days if you have a website. (Contact me if you want more information)

Judge for yourself whether one description performs better than another. I'm sure what you discover will be quite interesting.

Just don't kill anyone over all the money that's been left on the table for years and years, ok?

Now...If you've already had a sneaking suspicion that sales could be A LOT better... 

Here‘s a behind-the-scenes glimpse of what goes on when I sit down to write descriptions for any six items you choose.

I will:

Inject  salesmanship into your copy-- ESSENTIAL for any serious catalog mailer.
Write About Food/Cooking As an Experience—so readers practically taste the depth of flavor, feel the texture on their tongue, inhale the  heady aroma, and see  intricate, appealing details that a photo often doesn’t capture.       
Put a stamp of uniqueness into your descriptions, so shoppers don't confuse your catalog with the competition's.

Turn the features of your products into mouthwatering benefits.

* Write persuasive copy for a part of the page EVERY buyer pays attention to--and most catalogs ignore.

Call 781-894-5896 or click here to send an email to schedule a start date. You’re betting just $400. I'm betting my reputation as a gourmet catalog copywriter.

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Suzanne Ryan
Suzanne@thegourmetcopywriter.com
781-894-5896